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View ArticleA Five-Year-Old’s First Impression Of The #DMV
Taking my son with me to the DMV was not my idea of fun, but given that school was closed due to snow I had no other choice. Upon immediately walking in the door Luke stated, “It smells like the...
View Article(Barely) Surviving The Polar Vortex of 2014
I’m writing to you from a place called Monkey Joe’s. It’s a place where kids can run wild with reckless abandon while their parents sit in massage chairs and use the free wifi to watch episodes of...
View ArticleHow To Beat The Winter Weather Blues
“Winter Weather Blues” is my son’s nickname. I’m kidding. Sort of. It’s cold and dreary outside. If you’re like me, (and if you aren’t you probably wish you were) then you’re doing your very best to...
View ArticleI Just Want To Be Alone!
Luke: “Mom, will you help me make a sign for my bedroom door?” Me: “If I can coordinate the colors to match your bedroom and mount it on card stock?” Luke: “What does that mean.” Me: “It means I’ll...
View ArticleNew Study Shows Routine Tonsillectomies ARE Harder Than Pulling Teeth
In the last four weeks Luke has lost two tonsils, two adenoids and two front teeth. That’s a lot of loss for one little guy. One thing he hasn’t lost, however, is his spunk. He had some complications...
View ArticleMy Kid Expects More From Me (Spoiler Alert! He’s In For A Let Down)
I’ve been getting telltale signs over the last week that Luke (5) is raising his expectations of me. This is quite a conundrum because I am proud to be a champion of mediocrity and yet there I am,...
View ArticleLuke-isms: An Unwelcome Tub-side Chat
Here is your latest installment of Luke-isms, as promised. It had been a particularly trying day as I attempted to get housework, writing, and Luke business taken care of. It was the kind of day that...
View ArticleLuke and Sadie: A Relationship Rollercoaster
Luke and I took a trip to Greenwood, MS last week to visit Robin O’Bryant and her three girls. As usual, my little Casanova fell hard and fast. His newest love interest was Robin’s youngest, Lady...
View ArticleHow To Train Your Ginger: Phobias
My Luke has been described as crazy neurotic eccentric quirky. I certainly won’t argue given his recent phobias- pocket change (not kidding) and escalators. As if taking him with me to purchase a...
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